Another favorite in Mississippi!
Oh! How flattered I am that you are going to town with your little camera.
Good Lord above I'm jaw dropping!
My hair is like a buttered biscuit.
Ah bliss! Just another day of me and my perfectly chiseled jaw out on the pasture. When I am done posing for you you must run and fetch a quill and ink. My beauty is the sort which must be forever preserved in the eternal beauty of a sonnet.
OK! It's late and I am getting really stupid. Good night!